Hi, my name is Léandre, I have no eyebrows, no hair, but I have a show.
Don't worry, I wasn't born like this. I used to use shampoo, I thought I was handsome, I even had a swimming pool. And one morning I lost everything, well, all my body hair. And my self-esteem too. But I kept the pool, so sad, yes, but I'm doing backstroke. The doctor told me it was alopecia, my parents said they'd always be there for me, and my friends... well, they're not my friends anymore. I even wanted to die. Or rather, I didn't want to live in a world where I couldn't be surprised anymore. But now it's okay, you know? I've become atypical. It's like being ugly but you can still have sex. And since my face has become a joke, I figured I'd already got the first joke of the show. Now I just have to tell you the others.
