You can't make a good joke without breaking some eggs.
Here is a detailed description of the show:
He wasn't going to give a detailed description of the show. Nobody read descriptions. If you clicked on a poster with a fried egg, you'd either already decided to come, or you had a pony slab. Either way, he knew it was pointless trying to convince you that he was even funnier in person, that this show was different every night because the sketches were drawn by lottery by the audience, and that he did stand-up, characters and more.... He hoped the "..." would arouse your curiosity.
He wasn't going to give a detailed description of the show. Nobody read descriptions. If you clicked on a poster with a fried egg, you'd either already decided to come, or you had a pony slab. Either way, he knew it was pointless trying to convince you that he was even funnier in person, that this show was different every night because the sketches were drawn by lottery by the audience, and that he did stand-up, characters and more.... He hoped the "..." would arouse your curiosity.

